23 August 2005

Which book would you have the best sex with?

What's that one book that could give you everything you want sexually? That would know where to touch you, when, and for how long? That would know when to kiss you hard, when to make you laugh, when to tease you and when to give in? My money is on the following.







The Book of Repulsive Women by Djuna Barnes











Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda









Trout Fishing in America
by Richard Brautigan



2 comments:

dlb said...

Only if you don't really mean it.

Anonymous said...

Jack Kerouac's "Book of Haikus" mostly for the romantic pillow talk haikus:

the bottoms of my shoes
are clean from
walking in the rain

or

WHen the moon sinks down to the power line,
I'll go in

but really jack would probably smell real bad of cigaretts and booze-but that mixed with cinnamon gum could be okay...