Come on. We all know it's true: there's nothing that says "I deserve sharp pain in my privates" better than a book by Ernest Hemingway.
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IF, WHEN FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN GIVING UP SEX OR BOOKS, YOU DOUBLE-OVER AND BEGIN WEEPING, THIS IS THE SITE FOR YOU.
about me
- dlb
- english professor, guacamole connoisseur and (sometimes irresponsible) buddhist practitioner
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blogroll
- Angry Black Bitch
- Bitch Ph.D.
- Everyone Needs an Algonquin
- Friends of Guinea
- How I Survived Motherhood Being a Writer and a Ph.D.
- I Blame the Patriarchy
- Is There No Sin In It?
- My Novel on Toast
- Sex Fodder: A Fresh Perspective on Sex, Love and Relationships
- The Airing of Grievances
- The Long Eighteenth
- The Valve: A Literary Organ
- There and Back Again
browse posts
- Which book is most likely to make you a mouth-breather as it belts out a perfect rendition of "Mr. Roboto"?
- Which book regularly has exploitative sex with its psychoanalyst?
- Hot new writers to check out!
- A St. Patrick's Day Tribute: pick your favorite work by or about James Joyce.
- Which book is most likely to seem witty and hip when you're Instant Messaging and then turn out to be a little creepy when you meet up for drinks?
- Growing up, which book would have donned inflatable water-wings far longer than it was developmentally acceptible to do so?
- If Anna Karina were a book, which book would she be?
- You just can't find women like this anymore.
- Which book do you think would be most likely to piss its pants easily once it got laughing hard?
- Which book, having discovered you midway through a suicide attempt, would sigh, shrug its shoulders and offer to help?
- Which book would be most likely to think twice before lending you a dollar for a beer while at the same time would happily sleep on your couch and take a sh*t in your toilet but doesn't flush it properly and then there's just sh*t in your toilet and you're a dollar down on the whole deal?
- Which book would call on the phone, say "I can't talk for long, as I've got to go to work," and then just ramble on nonsensically and keep you talking for ages until you just want to scream "Get off my f***ing phone!"?
- Outraged fan of this blog speaks out!
- Which book is most likely to have the sexiest hidden tattoo?
- If you had to hike the entire Appalachian Trail, which fictional character(s) would you want to accompany you?
- If life were a carnival, which book would be the bearded lady?
- When you're feeling blue, which book will sing you gently to sleep?
- Which book most consistently beats you at chess?
- Which book is least likely to wear underwear on a regular basis?
- If you slipped while carrying your lunch tray, spilling Johnny-Marzetti down your front, which book would unabashedly enjoy a laugh at your expense?
- ...and which book would graciously help lead you to the bathroom, reassuring you (through the room's laughter) that no one noticed?
- Which book is most destined to become your lesbian lover?
- Which book is most likely to be that crazy uncle who constantly walks around demanding, "pull my finger"?
- Which book would you have been the most likely to kick in the balls when you were in grade school together?
- Which book would you have the best sex with?
- If you were a book, which book would you be?
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1 comment:
But, to be fair, isn't weaving together "the holocaust, former Nazis and an American love story" a typical rite of passage for American adolescents?
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